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when I was a kid my best friend was from this super conservative christian family who didn’t let her listen to anything but gospel music and she wasn’t allowed to watch PG movies until she was 13 but now she’s a polyamorous bisexual atheist who follows her favorite bands around on tour all the time so I guess it all worked out
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I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
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What?! WHAT.
I just think I figured out why snape is called Severus Snape. Severus - sever - cut . Snape - snake.
Cut (or killed) but a snake. SEVERED BY A SNAKE.
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